WHERE'S THE PAPER

At the end of my previous blog I promised to write about something weird next time. I don't know if this is particularly weird more than it is confusing.
I went to Wal-Mart today for my two week grocery shopping. Yes, I am one of those OCD people who make out a meal list, blah, blah, blah. It saves time and money. GO DAVE RAMSEY! (Sorry, I got lost again!)
ANYWAY-When I first entered the store of course I had to head straight to the restroom. It is a ritual with us females to have to go to the restroom as soon as we enter Wal-Mart. It makes no difference if we go right before we leave our house. We still have to go upon entering. I don't even think it would make a difference if we went out in the parking lot! (NO, I have never done that!!!! Or at least not since I was at "The Slab". Don't ask!)
ANYWAY-AGAIN--I went to the restroom and found something odd. The large toilet paper holders were ALL empty. So I think, no problem because I know that halfway through my grocery list I will be at the back of the store where the other restrooms are located. (Yes, I write my list according to how the store is laid out. I told you I was OCD!)
ANYWAY-AGAIN--AGAIN---I finally made it halfway through my list and reached the other set of restrooms. I go in and what do I find? NO TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!! WHAT? At this point I am about to die! I could have done what any true southern girl who lived in the back woods would do. I could have gone and (ask the men and children to leave the computer), drip dry. But I decided to hold it instead.
So I go out AGAIN and start on the other half of my list. And guess what was next on the list---TOILET PAPER!!!! What in the world! I'm thinking, I am in Wal-Mart which carries 200 varieties of toilet paper. You can buy 1 ply, 2 ply, or 3 ply. They come with all kinds of cool patters like lines and flowers. You can even get them in double, triple, or mega rolls!
So believe me girls, and boys, I know exactly what I will do next time I go to the first restroom and find no toilet paper. I will start shopping at the opposite end of the store first!